Answering these cuz i'm shit
- 1. Are looks important in a relationship? Obviously you're going to be more attracted to the person first by looks but if you got to know them for personality first, then hell no.
- 2. Are relationships ever worth it? Of course. You have the chance to really have true feelings and memories with someone you love.
- 3. Are you a virgin? lol no
- 4. Are you in a relationship? Not officially, but in theory
- 5. Are you in love? Again, in theory ahah
- 6. Are you single this year? Technically
- 7. Can you commit to one person? Yaaaaaaaa
- 8. Describe your crush: He has greenish-yellow eyes, a nice smile, long fingers
- 9. Describe your perfect mate: Someone who I can really be myself around, be ugly and proud with and praise music and art and literature together with, and do crazy things with
- 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? No
- 11. Do you ever want to get married? I guess if the time comes, yes
- 12. Do you forgive betrayal? Depends, but for the most part yes
- 13. Do you get jealous easily? Hahahahahahah yea
- 14. Do you have a crush on anyone? I don't know if I would call it a crush
- 15. Do you have any piercings? Yeah ;)
- 16. Do you have any tattoos? No, but i'm getting one soon
- 17. Do you like kissing in public? Not really
- 20. Do you shower every day? YES
- 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? yes
- 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? I can only hope aha.
- 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? duh
- 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? No
- 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? so much lmao
- 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yeah, and guess how that turned out.
- 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? yaaaaaa. dey be cute
- 28. Have you ever been cheated on? no
- 29. Have you ever cheated on someone? No
- 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? If it was free and had no side effects and no chance for me to turn out any uglier, then yeah. I would change my chin and my ears
- 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Sadly enough yes
- 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Yeah.
- 33. Have you ever had sex with a man? Indeeeeeeeeeeed at least I think he was a man?
- 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? Actually, no
- 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yessssssssss
- 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Twice
- 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Lmaoooo yes
- 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? This past time
- 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Always seem to.
- 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? yeah haha. but never given it to them
- 41. Have you had sex so far this year? Yeah
- 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Forever.
- 43. How long was your longest relationship? like.... 2months. ahha
- 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 4
- 45. How many people did you kiss in 2011? only 2.
- 46. How many times did you have sex last year? none
- 47. How old are you? 17
- 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? Alright, good luck with them, i'll get over you.
- 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? haha my nonexistent bf
- 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Yeah in a heartbeat
- 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Indeeed there is.
- 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? Yeah there is. Because it wasn't going to go anywhere, I moved across the world and is with another girl.
- 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Probably. fuck da haters doe
- 54. Is there someone you will never forget? There surely is
- 55. Share a relationship story:
- 56. State 8 facts about your body: I wear a size 9 shoe, I wear a size 7 pants -_-, I have a few piercings, i have a thick ass,my upper body is the size of a 10 year old's, I always wear a pinky ring,I wear a size 32B bra, I got my tonsils taken out ahah
- 57. Things you want to say to an ex: You fucked me over but I definitely grew from that. I thank you and i'm glad we're friends
- 58. What are five ways to win your heart? Laugh a lot, be yourself, be expressive, listen to good music, and eat a lot! c;
- 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
- 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 4 years
- 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? their nose and eyes
- 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? huh idk. i love biting
- 63. What is your definition of “having sex”? getting da dick inside and then out again
- 64. What is your definition of cheating? talking to person of the opposite sex while in a relationship
- 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? idkk
- 66. What is your favourite role-play? potato and the slicer?
- 67. What is your idea of the perfect date? FUCK KIDS UP IN THE PIT
- 68. What is your sexual orientation? straight for the most part
- 69. What turns you off? bad breath, cockiness, stopping everything you're doing to kiss,
- 70. What turns you on? facial hair omgomgomg. a smile, a good sense of humor, hands, biting, hickies omg
- 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? scissoring a girl on a fuzzy carpet. lmao
- 72. What words do you like to hear during sex? none. they should be breathless
- 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? be mine forever
- 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? nice hair
- 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? bought me stuff. brought me soup when i was sick. brought me flowers when he knew he fucked up. write me poems a lot.
- 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? i'm not that sweet ahahah. bought dat boy a sweater
- 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? love is love.
- 78. What’s your dirtiest secret? lol uhm yes it's a secret
- 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? a couple days ago. just thinking about this guy and this girl thats pretty similar to me who's his best friend and it kills me when i was his best friend too.
- 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? weeks ago
- 81. Who are five people you find attractive? Craig Owens, Jon Mess omg, Joshua, NATHAN WILLIAMS OMGOSMGOSDJFLAJDHF, Evan Peterssss
- 82. Who is the last person you hugged? my mom
- 83. Who was your first kiss with? nick swine flu lmao
- 84. Why did your last relationship fail? Because i'm a mean bitch. and because it was a take-take relationship for me. I suck.
- 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? Fuck yeah. haha. half of the people online are better than in real life
Sex questions, go.
- 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
- 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
- 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
- 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
- 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
- 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
- 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
- 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
- 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
- 10: Top or bottom?
- 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
- 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
- 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
- 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
- 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
- 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
- 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
- 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
- 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
- 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
- 21: How big is too big:
- 22: One sexual thing you would never do:
- 23: Biggest turn on:
- 24: Three spots that drive you insane:
- 25: Worst possible time to get horny:
- 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
- 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
- 28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
- 29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
- 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
- 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
- 32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
- 33: What your favorite part of your body:
- 34: Favorite foreplay activities:
- 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
- 36: What do you wear to bed?
- 37: When was the first time you masturbated:
- 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
- 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
- 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
- 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
- 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
- 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
- 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
- 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
- 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
- 47: Most attractive celebrity?
- 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
- 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
- 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
- 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
- 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
- 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
- 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
- 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
- 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
- 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
- 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
- 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
- 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
- 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
- 62: Do you watch porn?
- 63: How small is too small?
- 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
- 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
- 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
- 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
- 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
- 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
- 70: Booty or Boobs?
- 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
- 72: Have you ever been on an official date?
- 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
- 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
- 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
- 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
- 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
- 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
